Hello and welcome to the second edition of Myspace Round-Up where I make fun of lame bands who send me friend requests on Myspace.
There's no way who ever is in charge of this dude's Myspace page looks at the pages of the people they send friend requests to. This guy sounds like every single generic rap track i've ever heard, all at the same. FAIL.
RARRRR!!! ME WANT COOKIE!!! FAIL.
Hmmm...Imagine if Beck made an Electro record. Not too bad actually! Mild Head Nodding.
The Livonia Project
This band, as you can tell from there name, is from Livonia, Michigan, the city I grew up in. It's a pretty good name for their band as it represents the boring white-bread lameness of both their namesake and their sound. FAIL.
Boom Boom Satellites
I find it amazing how a nobody band like this can sound so terribly overproduced. It sounds like bad Depeche Mode mixed with Nu-Metal. FAIL.
So middle of the road everyone in the band has yellow stripes tattooed on their asses. FAIL.
Wow. Hard Rocking guitars and love lorn lyrics. That's a new angle. FAIL.
Gee-whiz!!! I wonder what this guy sounded like before he decided to rip off Kanye West.FAIL.
My "perception" of this band is that they suck. FAIL.
All I need to say about these guys is they have both a "Stop Snitching" picture on their page AND a .gif of a man slapping a woman in the face. Oh yeah, and it's more generic rap bullshit. TRIPLE FAIL.
Okay, I don't have any more bands in my friend requests, so it may be a while before the third edition comes around, but when it does it'll be another round of more epic fail.