Hello and welcome to the second edition of Myspace Round-Up where I make fun of lame bands who send me friend requests on Myspace.
Let's begin!
Golden Chile
There's no way who ever is in charge of this dude's Myspace page looks at the pages of the people they send friend requests to. This guy sounds like every single generic rap track i've ever heard, all at the same. FAIL.
Brainsic
RARRRR!!! ME WANT COOKIE!!! FAIL.
Kid Infinity
Hmmm...Imagine if Beck made an Electro record. Not too bad actually! Mild Head Nodding.
The Livonia Project
This band, as you can tell from there name, is from Livonia, Michigan, the city I grew up in. It's a pretty good name for their band as it represents the boring white-bread lameness of both their namesake and their sound. FAIL.
Boom Boom Satellites
I find it amazing how a nobody band like this can sound so terribly overproduced. It sounds like bad Depeche Mode mixed with Nu-Metal. FAIL.
Ninjagun
So middle of the road everyone in the band has yellow stripes tattooed on their asses. FAIL.
Seafoam
Wow. Hard Rocking guitars and love lorn lyrics. That's a new angle. FAIL.
G-Wiz
Gee-whiz!!! I wonder what this guy sounded like before he decided to rip off Kanye West.FAIL.
Perception
My "perception" of this band is that they suck. FAIL.
R.O.T.T.I.N. C.L.U.B.B.
All I need to say about these guys is they have both a "Stop Snitching" picture on their page AND a .gif of a man slapping a woman in the face. Oh yeah, and it's more generic rap bullshit. TRIPLE FAIL.
Okay, I don't have any more bands in my friend requests, so it may be a while before the third edition comes around, but when it does it'll be another round of more epic fail.
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Saturday, February 16, 2008
Saturday, February 9, 2008
Myspace Round-Up #1
Hello and welcome to the inaugural edition of Myspace Round-Up! What the hell am I talking about? Well, so far my little blog has been a little too gushy about the records i've reviewed so far. The reason being of course is that until people/bands/record labels start sending me crap to review I can only review the records I buy and well, I usually enjoy that stuff.
I'm not sure if this is true for everyone but I get a lot of unsolicited friends requests on my Myspace page. I get too kinds: 1. Profiles of sexy ladies who don't exist and 2. Shitty bands who think that they'll get famous by sending everyone on Myspace a friends request. I usually ignore these band's requests because my thinking is "If they were any good I would've already heard of them". So I was thinking that this might cause a diamond in the rough to slip through the cracks once in a while, so NO MORE! From now on when I get enough requests from bands that want to be my friend, i'll check them out and report my findings to you, my loyal reader(s).
One more thing, if I like the band/artist I will add them to my friends list and if I hate them they fail. LOLZ.
Okay, here we go!
La Muneca Y Los Muertos
Their band name is Spanish for "The High Point Of Our Careers Will Be Playing The Local Stage At Warped Tour." FAIL.
Penny Relentless
I like PJ Harvey too Penny, but you don't see me making half-assed imitations of her songs do you? FAIL.
Andrew Bayuk
This guy is such a fucking hippie he makes The Grateful Dead sound like Slayer. FAIL.
Candle
This sounds like every bad Alt-Country band i've ever heard, all at the same time. FAIL.
Vairon
Imagine if The Goo Goo Dolls made a really overproduced emo record. With vocoder. FAIL.
Monday Club
Goddamn, more PJ Harvey wannabes. These guys are probably the best group of the bunch i've listened to so far but that's only because I like female vox with brit accents. FAIL.
Freerun
Ever imagined what Coldplay would sound like if they all got castrated? FAIL.
The Tongues
These guys seem like the type of band who would win a contest to open for a band like The Foo Fighters and they'd be totally stoked to party with Dave Grohl and when they introduce themselves he just ignores them and walks away. FAIL.
Aegri Somnia
If you consider yourself a Graver (Goth Raver) you'll totally eat this shit up. Everyone else, you'll just shit. FAIL.
Quinn Keon
If it were 1983 these guys might be able to get laid. FAIL.
Wow, that was even more tragic than I thought it would be. Not even one winner.
And just remember folks, I tear down other people's attempts at art because i'm dead inside and am incapable of love.
I'm not sure if this is true for everyone but I get a lot of unsolicited friends requests on my Myspace page. I get too kinds: 1. Profiles of sexy ladies who don't exist and 2. Shitty bands who think that they'll get famous by sending everyone on Myspace a friends request. I usually ignore these band's requests because my thinking is "If they were any good I would've already heard of them". So I was thinking that this might cause a diamond in the rough to slip through the cracks once in a while, so NO MORE! From now on when I get enough requests from bands that want to be my friend, i'll check them out and report my findings to you, my loyal reader(s).
One more thing, if I like the band/artist I will add them to my friends list and if I hate them they fail. LOLZ.
Okay, here we go!
La Muneca Y Los Muertos
Their band name is Spanish for "The High Point Of Our Careers Will Be Playing The Local Stage At Warped Tour." FAIL.
Penny Relentless
I like PJ Harvey too Penny, but you don't see me making half-assed imitations of her songs do you? FAIL.
Andrew Bayuk
This guy is such a fucking hippie he makes The Grateful Dead sound like Slayer. FAIL.
Candle
This sounds like every bad Alt-Country band i've ever heard, all at the same time. FAIL.
Vairon
Imagine if The Goo Goo Dolls made a really overproduced emo record. With vocoder. FAIL.
Monday Club
Goddamn, more PJ Harvey wannabes. These guys are probably the best group of the bunch i've listened to so far but that's only because I like female vox with brit accents. FAIL.
Freerun
Ever imagined what Coldplay would sound like if they all got castrated? FAIL.
The Tongues
These guys seem like the type of band who would win a contest to open for a band like The Foo Fighters and they'd be totally stoked to party with Dave Grohl and when they introduce themselves he just ignores them and walks away. FAIL.
Aegri Somnia
If you consider yourself a Graver (Goth Raver) you'll totally eat this shit up. Everyone else, you'll just shit. FAIL.
Quinn Keon
If it were 1983 these guys might be able to get laid. FAIL.
Wow, that was even more tragic than I thought it would be. Not even one winner.
And just remember folks, I tear down other people's attempts at art because i'm dead inside and am incapable of love.
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